Sunday, October 22, 2006

Pregnant?

Howw to become pregnant? YOU HAVE TO ANSWER!!

Hi. Me and my husband have tried to get me pregnant but nothing has happened. We have tried for soon 1 1/2 years now! What can be the reson that I haven't gotten pregnant yet???
Is there something we're doing wrong???

PLEASE ANSWER ME, I DONN'T DARE ASK ANYONE ELSE!!

Is it true you can only get pregnant fi you have an orgasm at the samme time as your partner???

dagbladet.no

[all spelling errors consistent with the original Norwegian letter to the Q&A section of newspaper Dagbladet]



Is there any chance they've now made it possible to be too stupid to get pregnant?

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:46 PM

    How to become pregnant after 1 1/2 yrs trying?... keep on doing what you have to do to try, but dont focus on getting pregnant, focus on something else...my mom tried for 5 years but when they got ready to move she got pregnant, in fact all four times she became pregnant was doing a move...One friend tried for 9 years and prayed and finally she got pregnant and now has 6 kids...I say first PRAY, and second focus on somethings else...maybe a hobby or creative outlet.

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  2. Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,

    please let me become pregnant.

    Thank you.

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