Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Creative Zen X-FI2

I'm in love again!

With a Creative Zen X-FI2 mp3 player, 32gB storage space and a touch screen.

The screen is 3'', perfect for watching movies, with a battery that lasts up to 25 hours.

Only sucks it's a bit too expensive, what with me not having the greatest record of keeping mp3 players alive for too long at a time...

China Fashion Week 2009
- Timeless Fashion?

This is an actual outfit from the China Fashion Week.

I'm not quite sure what's the front and the back, but I it looks like this is the right way (whatever that means).

Maybe an idea for those of us who never seem to be on time?

More weird looking outfits ->>

Friday, November 20, 2009


I think either mosquitos thought summer is back, or there are bedbugs in my bed. I don't particularly like either of those options..

I've got an itchy bump (bite?) on my lower back, and one on my upper thigh. That's not supposed to happen in November and I don't understand where they came from..

Oh no! Maybe kitten has fleas! Do cats get fleas? And do they bite?

Monday, November 16, 2009

Return to Chat

Some times I dare venture back onto chat. It's weird how the older I get, the fewer people talk to me. Or maybe that's not weird at all...

I never quite get used to typing a new number when someone asks how old I am. I'm still stuck at 19 in chat, I've been mostly a stranger to it since then.

Today a guy was getting annoying, as they tend to get, and it ended like this;

apples: I guess that's bye bye to you
Sag: fuck off
Sag: :)
Sag: you are sick

I don't think I've ever got a smiley face between the "fuck" and the "sick" before...

Sunday, November 15, 2009

What the hell has happened to Barbie?

Barbie's always been skinny, it's not that. Tall, blonde, long legs - and a small waist. But look at that waist! Where did the curves I remember from my childhood go?

I've always had Barbie dolls, I had a ton of clothes for them, a huge three story doll house my godfather gave me. Complete furniture for kitchen, dining room, bedroom, bathroom, you name it. Having a ton of aunts and uncles is a lot of fun for a little girl! (don't worry, I grew out of the materialism when the number of cousins rose over 20 and we no longer got individual presents).

So I guess I know what I'm talking about when I say that Barbie dolls did not use to be this skinny. They looked more like the girl in pink here. Still skinny, still long legs and blonde hair, but without the weird looking waist the blue one has.

If it continues like this, I'm a little worried Barbie will lose all her curves. I like curves, nothing like a girl with a beautiful hourglass figure. Skinny clothes hangers on catwalks with bones sticking out rarely look good.

So what's next for Barbie? The guys over at have a suggestion. Anorexic Barbie.

Stunning, isn't she?

Wear your beauty on the outside, please!

"LONDON (Reuters) - The way that accepts new members is simple. A potential member applies with a photo and a brief profile. Over 48 hours, existing members of the opposite sex vote whether or not to admit them.

The site was founded in 2002 in Denmark and went live across the globe last month. Since then, the site has rejected nearly 1.8 million people from 190 countries, admitting just 360,000 new members."

From the website;
  • Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
  • Do you want to guarantee your dates will always be beautiful?
  • No more filtering through unattractive people on mainstream sites.
  • Meet beautiful people locally and from around the world - now.

Online dating used to be a little taboo. Now it's getting more accepted, but apparently there's still one thing wrong with it; there's ugly people there!! Oh the horror..

Of course, everyone understands how humiliating it must be for Barbie herself to meet this wonderful guy she's been talking to, this potential Mr. Right (or at least Mr. Right Now and tonight) only to discover he looks like the Grinch. She must feel so violated!

The site has recently gone global so... where are Barbie and the Grinch from?
"Fewer than 12.5% of British men and 15% of women who have applied to have been accepted, an emailed statement from the website showed. Only the male Russian and Polish applicants fared worse than British men.
Swedish men have proved the most successful, with 65 percent being accepted, while Norwegian women are considered the most beautiful with 76 percent accepted."

I'm not entirely sure if knowing that people from your country are considered the most beautiful is a good thing or a terrible thing for those of us who would never even entertain the thought of trying to join a club like that (key word being trying), where looks are everything and personality nothing..

The site claims to be honest and not politically correct (in that they admit beauty is important when selecting a mate), and also offers a "Business Area for networking and employment opportunities" since looks are critical when doing business.

I guess this site is pretty much Superficial Central. I have a feeling I wouldn't like it there - and they sure wouldn't like me. The site has been criticized a bit but I'm thinking... if this keeps the most shallow people off other sites (because, let's face it, the rest of us can never measure up to them) that makes them steer well clear of me.
And that is definitely a good thing!

(apples - always looking for the silver lining!)

Friday, November 13, 2009

Google Wave..

.. is apparently the new holy grail of the Internet.

They're getting so many requests, and have so many invites to send, that;
"Invitations will not be sent immediately.
We have a lot of stamps to lick. "
Don't you just love geeks with a sense of humour?

(apples - currently very embarassed I couldn't spell "grail" right without
googling it..)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Threesome with a Realdoll?

I've been getting a lot of hits on a post I did on Realdolls a while ago. I decided to google it.. or them.. and see what else is out there. I came across this entry on Craigslist;
"If you don't know what a Realdoll is, either look it up or you should probably just move on. For those that are aware, I'll give you the stats on my girl: Gabrielle has a Face 16, Body 5, she is about 4'10', lighter skin tone, black hair, trimmed pubic hair, and 32 E breasts. She is a hottie in every sense of the word.

If you are serious about this, we would like to hear from you. You must be respectful of both Gabrielle and myself. Neither of us have ever had a threesome before, so this will be new to both of us. Also, she isn't the most cooperative girl as far as positioning goes - although she is tiny, she is quite heavy. Perhaps with another guy present, it would open up additional possibilities. I'm not as picky as she is, so it would probably help your chances if you addressed your messages to her. She would love to hear your basic info and any thoughts/ideas for our threesome. She has several outfits she could wear for us."

Is this for real? It certainly could be. There are plenty of people out there who do way weirder things than have threesomes with their dolls. And I'm sure there are people who do way weirder things than pretend their dolls can read and are picky when it comes to men too..

But, in case this is only a joke (cuz it does sound just a bit too good to be true), man would it be fun to read the replies to an ad like that!


I found this cute site where you can make your own snowflakes without making a mess with all those little pieces of paper.

I don't know how people do it, mine (like the one on the right), didn't turn out anything like other people's...

What do you think?

Nothing to report

I'm trying to think of something, but there's nothing there.

Basically.. winter is coming. No snow yet just temperatures below freezing. I've stayed inside the past couple days, hiding. My face looks like the cat gave me a makeover with her claws.

Which is exactly what she did.

But hey, my cheek stopped bleeding. And I'm just being very careful whenever she comes over pretending to be nice, because I know it means an attack is coming. Kittens can be cruel.

Other than that... I've decided it's time for a crush. It's been a long time and I miss the feeling. Or is that the kinda thing I'm not supposed to admit?

..girls are allowed, aren't we? :)

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Laws in Tennessee : reasons why you shouldn't move there!

  • You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
  • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

  • More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

  • Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

  • Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

  • Lenior County: When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

  • Memphis: It is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

No calling guys, not driving alone, no oral sex... man would it suck to be a girl over there! More Tennessee laws at

Monday, November 02, 2009


I've been playing Farmtown on Facebook for a while. I don't know why, I get absolutely nothing out of it, but I guess it's just one of those things.

Although an excellent way to waste time, there are a few things about Farmtown that are quite annoying - and you'll probably agree with me on this if you've played it yourself. Unless you're one of those people who do these things, in which case - STOP doing them!!

  1. Beggars.
    In the chatroom; "hire meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to wrkkkkkkkk!!!!" or somthing like
    Over and over.
    And over.

  2. People who hire too many workers.
    Imagine you're babysitting the neighbours' two kids. When you show up you're alone, but within the next few minutes, half a dozen other babysitters show up. The parents have hired all of you, and you have to share the money. You can choose to go home and earn nothing, or stay and earn a little. You all end up getting annoyed with each other.

  3. Workers who step on your toes or follow you around when harvesting/plowing.
    You're in a parking garage. It's practically empty, plenty of spots all around. As you've parked your car and are about to open the door, another car comes by. For no apparent reason it pulls up right next to you, so close you can barely open the door. If you ask why, the driver of the other car gets pissy and tells you to shut up.

  4. People who hire others without having work to do.
    This time you're a plumber. You get a call from someone who needs your help, you drive to their place (after waiting the apropriate amount of time, your being a plumber and all). When you get there you realize they either aren't there, or they don't need your help. If you ask why they hired you, they get pissy and tell you to shut up.

  5. People who have a weird relationship with their trees.
    You're a housekeeper. You're hired to clean someone's apartment. You do your thing, spend some time, collect your pay. They then start screaming at you, and telling the whole town not to hire you, because you dared tidy up their kitchen! They never told you to clean the kitchen, how dare you?!? Did they tell you to do the whole house but the kitchen? Nope.

Now... you may wonder why I play this game when there are so many things that annoy me. Truth be told, I wonder the same myself...

But honestly - these things.. they're not my problem.
The problem is everybody else ;)

(See also: Facebook - the Annoying Contacts)