Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Laws in Tennessee : reasons why you shouldn't move there!

  • You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
  • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

  • More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

  • Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

  • Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

  • Lenior County: When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

  • Memphis: It is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

No calling guys, not driving alone, no oral sex... man would it suck to be a girl over there! More Tennessee laws at


  1. I think it would suck more to be a man over there. Think of never being able to receive oral sex, that's kinda sad actually ;)

  2. That rule applies to both sexes sweetie - we girls wouldn't be able to receive oral sex either. And that's not just kinda sad, that's really really sad :P

  3. Ha! I once wrote an article about some of these crazy laws! I especially enjoy the one about the man having to wave a red flag to warn other motorists of a woman driver. Classic Southern American. Luckily, the good people there do not practice these laws.

  4. Yeah I know Anne, that's the one I saw first - then I just had to check out what else they might do in Tennessee :)


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