Thursday, August 24, 2006

Important message from the Uni

For a period, starting August 21st, The University pages will be down every morning from 5:55am to 6:00am, due to necessary maintenance. The students will be notified when this period is over.

As if we're up at 6am?!?

Four months till Christmas!

It's August 24th, it's only four months till Christmas!

It's been 8 months since Christmas last year, that means it's twice as long since the last one as it is until the next. It doesn't feel that long since last Christmas, that means it's really really not long till it's here again!

Time to start buying presents? Make decorations? Ooh and advent calendars!

I wonder when it will start snowing...

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Shopper Exposé

Regarding the topic of a couple previous posts, Shopping and Stripping in the Sunshine and Shopping nude?, namely people who insist on pulling apart the curtains when I'm trying on clothes, exposing my more-or-less naked self to the entire shop.

You people are really starting to get on my nerves!

Is it them or is it me? Why has this just started happening?

At one shop today I'd just got my skirt above my butt, which was sticking out towards the curtains, when someone pulls them apart and looks at me like she couldn't understand it was really possible for someone to be in there, I mean, I didn't scream "I'm here, I'm here!" when she was standing in front of them, how could she know the room was occupied? ...apart from the fact that the curtains were actually closed, that is...

The Sandman told me it seems to be on fashion in the Netherlands to have sex in dressing rooms of various shops, all the sales clerks had caught someone red handed (or red faced which seems to be a more likely assumption).

That would never work for me. I would be caught before I'd even get the clothes off the guy. Or myself. That happens half the time already.

Urbandictionary on Expose:


To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.

"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"

Friday, August 18, 2006


ECON210 Welfare and Economic Politics
Tuesdays 12:15-14:00 (22.08.2006 - 14.11.2006) NB: every second Tuesday
Fridays 12:15-14:00 (25.08.2006 - 08.09.2006, 22.09.2006 - 17.11.2006)
Venue: L. Meltzers hus, Biggest auditorium

ECON230 Macroeconomics II
Mondays 08:15-10:00 (21.08.2006 - 04.09.2006)
Tuesdays 12:15-14:00 (29.08.2006, 26.09.2006, 10.10.2006, 24.10.2006, 07.11.2006, 21.11.2006)
Fridays 08:15-10:00 (22.09.2006 - 27.10.2006, 10.11.2006 - 24.11.2006)
Venue: L. Meltzers hus, Biggest auditorium

Fredag 10:15-12:00 (03.11.2006)
Venue: Dragefjellet (Law department), Auditorium 3

ECON240 Statistics and Econometrics
Wednesdays 12:15-14:00 (23.08.2006 - 06.09.2006, 20.09.2006 - 22.11.2006)
Venue: Realfagbygget, Auditorium 1
Thursdays 08:15-10:00 (24.08.2006 - 07.09.2006, 21.09.2006 - 23.11.2006)
Venue: L. Meltzers hus, Biggest auditorium

Is it just me or does this seem rather confusing?

I should be used to the Uni's way of making everything as complicated as possible but I never seem to be quite prepared. I was planning on putting together a schedule of what a normal week would look like, but by the looks of this it seems there will be no such things as a normal week.

Looking closer, I can see I'll be starting at 8:15 three days a week. I can already say I'll be missing a few lectures this autumn... Not on purpuse (never on purpose), but if I have to get up at 6:30 I know there will be times I fall asleep two seconds after I turn the alarm clock off...

I just love sleeping too much...
Gotta find someone who can help by kicking me out of bed.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

W : sex


A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.

Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!


The spaceship goes into the port which then goes up and down and white fluid is released from the ship. A latex sheild is sometimes used when a ship is being attacked.

Some peoples ship with never set sail.


This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.

Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Back in town

It's been a while... I kinda wish summer lasted longer, I never want summer to end, school to start, not seeing my family until Christmas.

Summer's over. The berries at home are almost ready to be picked. The cherries are all gone and the plums are weighing heavy on their branches.

This time my brother came with me though, our parents drove us down during the weekend. He's going to some "computer school" and got an appartment with some friends.

It's a rather long walk from here and I won't be going there a lot cuz I'm not quite sure I'm invited... Except if I bring food. If I bring food I can probably visit whenever I want.

The city is hot and dusty. The leaves have started falling off the trees and the nights are dark again. Winter is coming closer with dark days and storms.

I'm hoping for thunder and lightning. I have a feeling this autumn is going to be like none before it.

Monday, August 14, 2006

W : girlfriend

3 of 39 definitions


Mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. A person to have on your side.

Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend


The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"


(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.

I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.

Friday, August 11, 2006

W : boyfriend

Today's word has, at the moment, 43 definitions.
3 of the most useful ones are posted here.


a fuckbuddy.

Boy: Nice pants.
Girl: Thanks.
Boy thinks "I wonder how fast I can get them off.."


a great guy who make you feel good bout urself... a protector, and ur best friend

keep ur hands off my boyfriend, bitch! he's mine!


Non-essential male counterpart. However, with the aid of a magical diamond attached to a golden ring, the boyfriend may transform into a more revered creature named "husband."

My boyfriend proposed last night; he's the most amazing man I've ever met. Note: the usage of "man" here indicates status raise.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

the Words : dictionary

Introducing a new feature - the words. These are basically excerpts from the Urban Dictionary to help us all improve our common understanding of the English language as it is used today.

Do your friends use words you do not understand? Do you feel left out or confused? Turn to the Urban Dic for help, you'll find all you need to be the smartest kid around!. [dislaimer: the Urban Dictionary is not teacher proof.]

- Seeing as all words have multiple definitions, only one or a few will be posted here.

It then seems only fitting that the first word should be...


A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

August 8th - Orgasm Day

"Well, we've taken our clothes off and I'm on top of you... How long before the orgasm comes?"

"I have no idea but now I know why Mommy always has a headache."

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Miss me?

This is where you'll find me.