You people are really starting to get on my nerves!
Is it them or is it me? Why has this just started happening?
At one shop today I'd just got my skirt above my butt, which was sticking out towards the curtains, when someone pulls them apart and looks at me like she couldn't understand it was really possible for someone to be in there, I mean, I didn't scream "I'm here, I'm here!" when she was standing in front of them, how could she know the room was occupied? ...apart from the fact that the curtains were actually closed, that is...
The Sandman told me it seems to be on fashion in the Netherlands to have sex in dressing rooms of various shops, all the sales clerks had caught someone red handed (or red faced which seems to be a more likely assumption).
That would never work for me. I would be caught before I'd even get the clothes off the guy. Or myself. That happens half the time already.
Urbandictionary on Expose:
To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.
"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"