Wednesday, August 16, 2006

W : sex


A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.

Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!


The spaceship goes into the port which then goes up and down and white fluid is released from the ship. A latex sheild is sometimes used when a ship is being attacked.

Some peoples ship with never set sail.


This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.

Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"


  1. Interesting definitions. :)

  2. I have one:

    Making Love: What YOU think we're doing while I'm Fucking you

  3. Couldn't that be turned around so we'd be able to say 'fucking' is what you think you're doing to me while we're really making love?

    The act itself is happening, no one denies it. But how we define or name it is entirely individual...

  4. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Man......."Darling I wish you would tell me when you orgasm."
    Woman....."I would but you're never there."
    Miss you babygirl, Big Ted.


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