Mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. A person to have on your side.
Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.
I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.