girlfriend
Mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. A person to have on your side.
Man, i'm glad i have a girlfriend
girlfriend
The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"
girlfriend
(n.) The greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) The most painful thing a man could ever experience.
I love my girlfriend.
Even when she rips out my heart.
Monday, August 14, 2006
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A surprising amount of the "girlfriend" definitions referred to weapons. Sometimes I really feel that guys are weird.
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ReplyDelete(n.)A status symbol, often treated as a step in a male's ascension to manhood, or a reaffirmation in said male's manhood.
nobody said I had to agree with it. It's just out there.