Friday, January 28, 2005

Doris Day porn shocker!

A devout baptist couple were shocked when what they thought was a 1957 Doris Day film turned out to be a porn film.

But pensioners Alan and Anne Leigh-Browne, from Wellington, Somerset, watched the whole film before complaining.

They had bought the DVD of the 1957 U-certificate Pajama Game for £2.99 from a bargain bin at a Safeway supermarket.

But inside the box was Italian movie Tettore che Passione, which translates as Breasts of Passion, reports the Mirror.

Retired doctor Alan, 67, said: "We knew something was amiss when a warning flashed up on the screen advising under-18s not to carry on watching.

"It was a pretty raunchy, explicit film. It certainly pulled no punches. My wife and I were very shocked, but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

The couple had expected to see the harmless story of a bunch of women workers in a pajama factory.

Alan went on: "Topless women appeared and started talking in Italian. We were horrified. The film became progressively more graphic. There was no plot to it - just sex."

Alan and Anne, 60, a retired teacher, are regulars at their local Baptist church.
Morrisons, which owns the Safeway store in Taunton, has promised to investigate.

09:23 Friday 28th January 2005
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Now... what was it I really noticed in this text?

Let's see... "My wife and I were very shocked, but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."

You sat there for, what, an hour? Hour and a half? Because you couldn't believe it?

Alan, Anne, I don't think ANYBODY buys that... So you wanted to see a dirty movie when it was already there, so what?

Oh, maybe Baptists aren't supposed to watch porn... does anybody know?

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