Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Virgin's Dilemma

“I want the first time I have sex to be special so I wouldn’t want it to be a quickie."

18 year old Alina hopes her first time will be with her future husband, "a gentle, respectful and generous man".

How to make sure your first time is special, the one time you'll always remember, with the guy you'll never forget, in three easy steps;

  • Get a certificate stating you are really a virgin.
  • Get a confirmation that you have no STIs.
  • Simply sell your virginity on a German dating site to pay your college tuition fees.

The lucky man, this gentle, respectful and generous man who pays to have sex with a virgin will naturally be perfect marriage material; they will fall in love and live happily ever after.

Yeah, this sounds like a great plan...

1 comment:

  1. It'll be an experience to remember, that's for sure.


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