Too much information!

A lot of people complain about their Facebook-friends constantly updating their statuses with useless information. "Going to have dinner"... "Just had dinner"... "Watching a movie" - I know, who needs that right?

Fortunately I don't have too many of those. What I do have, however, is an aunt. Almost. She's my uncle's wife, 41 years young and kinda all over the place. Today she posted her quiz results from the test
"Where should you have SEX?";

On the bus
You know how to get around, traveling doesn't have to be boring! Spontaneity (and perhaps untamed horniness?) is a word which describes you well!

I like it when people are open and honest, but isn't this just a little too much information to share with your entire network of friends (not to mention your whole family.. including your 18 year old son)?

Then again, the test did make me curious... where should I have sex?

On a trampoline
A bouncy person like you whould enjoy the bounce of the trampoline! With the right rhytm and songs this could get pretty hot!

Now that's a thought...
(and no, I did not post that on Facebook!)
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Panties Test

I'm offended!

This test (in Norwegian) tells me this is my kind of underwear. Have you ever seen anything so nasty?

The test also tells me that unless I'm a boy I must be a real tomboy. Apparently I like that underwear is comfortable (which is true, I do) and I should wax my bikini line.

I even went back and changed all my answers to the opposite of what I answered before. Still got the same result.

I am not happy...

Revisited: Kinky test II

Retaking this one from three years ago.

Your result for The What's Your Kink Factor? Test

Explorer
85% kinkiness

More than anything else, you are curious about sex and sexual activity, and you do enjoy stretching your boundaries and those of your partner when you have the opportunity to do so.

Explorers tend to continue the quest-- which means that you are likely to eventually "dabble" in quite a few things sexually. If you scored closer to a "85" than you did to a "66", you are somewhat likely to reach the next stage and become a "Seeker", which puts you in a league with the big boys and girls!

What's Your Kink Factor?

66% last time 85% now?
Alright, fine, celibacy just ain't for me!

Revisited: Kinky test

I found this test from three years ago while doing the labels thing.
I decided to try it again, and here are my results;

Your result for The How Kinky Are You Really Test...

Expert
You scored 55% Kinkiness!

You've done all of the positions in most of the books, you've found out about safe-words.

You enact those fantasies which aren't too taboo and play out in your head during sex the ones you aren't sure how your partner will react. Remember, communication is everything, they can always say no or ask for a compromise.

How Kinky Are You?

I still don't agree with the results. But at least it's progress from the 39% last time.

Then again, if scat, wet sex and blood play is what I need to get higher, then I'm fine just where I am! I'm not into that shit (quite literally)... imagine all the laundry I'd have to do!

How Prissy Are You?

You Are Not Prissy

You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy, and when life requires it, you're ready to get your hand a little dirty.

How Prissy Are You?

Prissy? You come talk to me about being prissy when you spent the last few days shoveling cow dung.

Anywho... I had to post this cuz I loved the last question;

7. You would be likely to cry if

• You stubbed your toe
• You broke your toe
• A bear ate your toe

Are You a Nonconformist?

You Are 89% Non Conformist

You're incredibly strange! And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate! No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them!

Are You a Nonconformist?

Score!!

What country matches your sexuality?

Your Sexuality is Danish

The average Dane first has sex at age 16. And the average number of partners is 9. 62% of Danish people have had sex in a bathroom. According to Danes, the eyes are the sexiest feature a person can have.

Check out what kind of sexuality you have at Blogthings - are you a good match for me?

Teenager Audio Test

The Teenager Audio Test generates a sound generally only heard by people under the age of 25. Typically the longer you listen to it, the more annoying it gets.

It has been used as a deterrent device to keep teenagers from loitering in malls and shops, and sounds similar to a buzzing mosquito.

The Political Compass

I always figured I was pretty liberal and on the left side somewhere, turns out I wasn't too wrong.

Look at that... I'm practically the Dalai Lama..

Economic Left/Right: - 5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: - 6.67

What are you?

Morality

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

Do You Have Biblical Morals?

I have never been more proud!

Famous Last Words

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Kink Factor

Explorer
66% kinkiness

More than anything else, you are curious about sex and sexual activity, and you do enjoy stretching your boundaries and those of your partner when you have the opportunity to do so. While some kinky things turn you on a whole lot, other things seem to be more out of bounds for you, though, at least for now.

OKCupid!

Military Medic Test

Born To Be A Legend

You scored 90 Guts and 80 Brains!

Unfortunately you'll be dead. You're definitely brave enough to be a medic, but unless you can exercise a little more self-control you're gonna last about a week in the field before you start getting yourself and others killed. Nothing a bit of remedial training won't fix...

OKCupid!

The Where You Should've Been Born Test

Spain

10% Warlike, 55% Spartan Living, 81% Socialist

You are a Spaniard at heart. You like to kick back, relax, and pretty much be lazy. Although you probably wake up past 10 AM every day and go to bed past 2 AM, it is probably not out of the same necessity of escaping the heat. You try to stay out of conflict, don't care much about worldly possessions, and like to enjoy life.


This is so me!
I do like to be lazy, wake up at 10, stay out of conflict and enjoy life. Usually these tests can fit anyone, but they never fit this good.

Maybe it's time to move?

from OKCupid!

The Underwear Oracle

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble! You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear.

The Underwear Oracle

-- I can't really argue with this one...

Names

Sydney Dysis

That's me. Or at least it would have been if I listened to Caesar Amadeus.

What would you be?

To fall or not to fall

Blogthings told me that out of the girls in Sex and the City, I'm most like Carrie. That's perfectly alright, Carrie's cool and I was never quite able to see myself as any of them. I did love Charlotte though, but she was way too romantic for my liking.


But it was the last two lines that struck me:


Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...

Totally different from any guy you've dated.


Now that's something worth waiting for!

I think I do need a change - the guys I fall for tend to disappear into thin air. I'll just hope if I do end up liking someone, he'll like me too. Otherwise it just sucks.

The Calvin or Hobbes Test

A Bit Of Both

You are 40% Calvin and 60% Hobbes

Calvin & Hobbes, like a scruffy yin and yang, are in perfect balance within you. Like Calvin, you're weird, a bit insecure, and can be a trouble-maker. But like Hobbes, you're down to earth and sensitive. It's a risk to say it here, after just a ten question test, but I'll bet you're smarter than most. Both Calvin and Hobbes are crafty, clever characters, and any one made from equal parts of each is a force to be reckoned with.

OkCupid!

I thought I'd be more Hobbes - Calvin is kinda nasty sometimes.

Which reminds me I still have a book to read...

The Spider in the Shower Test

No fear

You scored 1 Arachnophobic!

Oh, well, a little bug never hurt anyone who can take care of it, that's the way we roll here. Sucka. You should be an exterminator.


Here's a special bonus....this shows what effect different substances have on a spider as it spins its web. Nify, don't ya think?

OkCupid.com

Tagged

I was tagged a while ago by Mac. Apparently now I have to fill out something and tell some of you to do the same. This is as close as chain mails as I'm going to get so we'll see how it goes.


Four Jobs I have had
Being at a shop during summer (doesn't really count as a job)
Au pair
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Four Movies I can watch over and over again
Porky's
Revenge of the Nerds
American Pie
One I haven't seen yet

Four places I have lived
Hornindal (home)
Saint-Rémy-lès-Chevreuse (France)
Bergen (here)
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Four TV shows I love
Fawlty Towers
Friends
Desperate Housewives
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

Four places I’ve vacationed
Løkta (Norway)
Bjerregård (Denmark)
Prague (Czech Republic)
Gran Canaria (Canary Islands, Spain)

Four of my favorite dishes
My mum's Pasta Bolognese
My mum's pizza
Spaghetti Olio e Aglio
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Four sites I visit daily
torino2006.org
vg.no
miside.uib.no
google.com

Four places I would rather be right now
Home!
Torino
At Gibert Jeune or Parc Montsouris in Paris
Out ice skating

Four bloggers I’m tagging
Raine
Sandman
Caesar Amadeus
- whoever has anything to say


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