JACK: You know, Will, since we're pairing off, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
WILL: Well, I was gonna go to this art opening.
JACK: Ooh, that sounds great. I'd love to join you.
WILL: It's not a person named "Art," you understand?
JACK: [sighs and rolls eyes] Yes, I know. But there's always a lot of rich, old gay guys at those things looking for younger gay guys to take care of. You know, the way Dick Cheney takes care of George Bush.
Somehow, I don't think Dick or George would like that one so much.
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