Friday, May 19, 2006

Small white men...

«Help, small white men are coming up out of the fjord!».

After recieving this call, the police drove out to the cabin near Bergen, Norway. The men who placed the call said they were scared and asked the police to protect them from the ghost-like creatures who were threatening them.

When the police arrived at the cabin, they found no little white men, but something else altogether. A group of friends, two men and one woman, smoking pot, completely wasted, obviously hallucinating. In the cabin with them was the woman's 3 year old daughter.

They also discovered 23,7 kilo (52 lb) of marijuana, 314 grams (11 ounces) of amphetamine and around 9,000 pills containing flunitrazepam, aka. Rohypnol.

Rather than being saved from the little white men, the three friends found themselves arrested, charged with posession of quite a few illegal substances, the value of which were estimated at around $200,000.

One lawyer argues that his client should go free because «all he did was help count the pills», while the lawyer representing the woman, 22, whose daughter was also in the cabin, says the judge should go easy on his client. «She's even responsible for a small child.»

Whether the court has sympathy for the young responsible, pot-smoking, drug-hiding, ghost-seeing mother and her friends, remains to be seen.

1 comment:

  1. no, apparently she's NOT resposnible for her small child. *eyeroll*

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