Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Natural Harvest - a collection of semen-based recipes

A cookbook by Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer

"Semen is nutritious. It contains a good balance of fructose sugars, protein, enzymes, vitamins and minerals. On its own, semen meets the criteria for a low-carb food. In fact, Dr. Atkins would probably have praised semen as an ideal food had it not been considered a faux pas."

Although most of us would find this slightly.. erm.. gross, the author does have some good points. People already eat blood, flesh from animals, we drink milk from what are basically the cow's breasts, we eat liver, caviar. What is caviar? Fish eggs! We're already eating so many strange things, what makes semen different - or worse?

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. 
This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist!"
After being posted online the cookbook had quickly been downloaded 100.000 times. The author decided it was time to make it into an actual book, and since then it has become wildly popular. To read more, see www.cookingwithcum.com.

Unfortunately, I do not have access to any semen so I can't try any of the recipes. If I had had access to semen, I still would not have tried any of the recipes. Sex is fun, food is fun. Sex and food? I'm sure the harvesting of the ingredient would be fun but... "Honey, give me a squirt will you, I'm gonna make hot chocolate with cream"?

I think I'll pass!


  1. Why do I always know I'll laugh to tears when I visit your (one of my favorite) blog?!? :p

    Cum tasting should be a discipline taught in Art institutes. It requires, after all, a sensitive palate able to discern different flavors and nuances. It's like wine tasting or, in a far-fetched comparison, perfume making.

    Well, all I know is that some semen is more acid than the norm ... even a little somewhat spicier. Definitely not the yummy type, unless you wanna cook Moroccan tonight. lol

    This makes me even itch with impatience to hear Christina Aguilera's new song, from her upcoming album, rightfully entitled "Sex for Breakfast"! ;)

    Great post, miss Original!

  2. eawwwwwwww! can't begin to imagine putting semen in food (gag!)

    but what a nice, entertaining post. unique...catchy...

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  3. Anonymous5:36 PM

    I eat stallion semen. I go under the horse, he drops his penis, and I suck it till he comes. Yum yum!!


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