Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Happy alarm

How about making Jimmy Soul's If You Want To Be Happy my new alarm sound?

I love the song but how would it be to wake up to this every morning?

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

1 comment:

  1. storyteller10:04 PM

    Hmm it seems like that , he works with statistical numbers. Ehh well i always wanted to find a beautiful and a good girl to marry but seems like that , it is easier to find an ugly lady and marry her . But i don t think i would be happy if i married an ugly lady,beause she would be extremely jelaous and not all ugly ladies can cook well and furthermore why shall i marry an ugly lady for only eating nice food? Then i would marry a cook, ehh and i would put a paper package to her face when making love with her... hmmm but good side is that i wouldn't be curious about my wife ,because she wouldn't cheat on me :D . Incase of having a very beautiful girl and marrying her , there is a 5% possibility that she can cook well and 40% being good i think and waking up with the satine voice of a hot wife would be very a good alarm that i would want eachday , ehh but when it comes to terms with being jelaous i would be curious about my wife very frequently each day which would make me feel bad :P but i wouldn t cheat on her never ever. There must be love then i wouldn t be curious about her :P, wished i could find a hot lady at work place then it would be better :P i wouldn t miss her much and my eyes would be over her :P Ehh well so seems like i should find a lady whose eyes must be always on me and it would be nice if she knew maritial arts to kick the balls of the guys who tries to look with their evil eyes to my lady :P then i wouldn t be curious about her:D well so see each of the cases having ugly and beautiful have tradeoffs. Ehh and furthermore i would like to caress nicer kids by shape rather than having ugly kids but well :P afterall even if i had ugly kids i would love them very much after all they are mine :P But afterall i wish eachperson could find what they look for then the rate of divorcing cases would decrease gradually :p But well if i had a beautiful faced lady who was waking me up in the morning i might try to stay home as much as i can :P and this would cause me to be late to work incase of ugly wife i would try to leave home as quick as i can eheh , but well i have seen many guys who gave up searching for a beautful wife in the end , hmm and i am losing my hopes too why shall i marry a stupid but beautiful girl who doesn't know to speak some words,or ugly a person shouldn t speak big words like " bla bla has an ugly wife, bla bla has an ugly husband" i have seen such guys and girls who married with ugly guys and girls and had to lick their own words :p ... How difficult to find a good and a beautiful wife nowadays :(( . Wished there was only 1 gender on the world and no sexual desire :P then most of the people would be better i claim :P Ehh but then it would become boring so adamn wanted eve from God and she arrived and ate the apples eheheh hmm boring


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