Saturday, September 02, 2006

W : fuck buddy

fuck buddy

A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more.

Strictly, for the term 'fuck buddy' to apply, both people involved have to be single.

"I ain't had any dick in weeks! I'll give Mike a call. He's my fuck-buddy."

6 comments:

  1. I like this dictionary.

    Cross Country Skiing

    When a girl gives two handjobs simultaneously, which consequently, makes her arms move in the way cross country skiers' arms move with their ski poles.

    Jim: "After a long day of snowboarding, Carl and I took Susie back to my chalet for a little cross country skiing"

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  2. ewww you sick little boy!


    I now know what I'll be thinking of when snow comes...

    Although I don't get the arms thing - at least that's not the way my arms move. Of course, there could be a couple perfectly natural explanations for that, such as 1) I've never given two handjobs at a time, and 2) I most likely do not cross country ski the way I'm supposed to.

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  3. Well, I didn't say I agreed with the term, I just liked the sound of it. I had no idea there was even an entry for Cross Country Skiing. I also don't agree because I myself haven't given a handjob, but the motion doesn't make any sense to me either.

    I'm not a sick little boy, Sick perhaps, but not Little.

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  4. Chineseprincess12:10 AM

    How many fuck buddies u have had till now?

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  5. Chineseprincess?
    Princess??

    As for fuck buddies - none I would classify as such. Yet.

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  6. Heh. Nearly got conscripted as one this week.

    Took me by surprise, but I can't do it with strangers.

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