I heard a new term today and innocent as I am I expected it to be something nice, something clean, something... innocent.
Norwegian nasty - When an erect male penis is inserted into a female's ass, and afterwards the male proceeds to receive oral sex from the woman.
I just gave that girl a mean Norwegian nasty.
Urbandictionary.com seems to have a lot of terms starting with "Norwegian" these days;
Norwegian culture - A perfectly valid excuse for punching someones testicles.
Norwegian massage - a woman massaging another woman without using her hands
Norwegian goggles - An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the nose guard of traditional viking helmets.I'm sensing a theme here...
haha this blog post made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteVræl! Norwegian nasty, faktisk! :)
ReplyDeleteNo real norwegian would EVER treat his girl like that. We protect our women from abuse and we dont abuse them ourselves! Those who abuse them are NOT norwegians! They disqualify!
ReplyDeleteSindre Rudshaug
I can't see exactly where a woman would be abused in the examples above, Sindre?
ReplyDeleteAs for the EVER - I don't really think sexual preferences are qualifiers for nationality... But of course, there's always someone eager to tell the rest of us what we should and shouldn't be doing :)
Would you like to eat someones shit? If yes, I withdraw my statement. Maybe someone actually enjoys it.
ReplyDeleteSindre
Never underestimate the power of human sexuality - it makes people do crazy things!
ReplyDeleteNot all of us like missionary, under the covers, with the lights off, you know ;)
As long as its two consenting adults, who am I to question anything:)
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