This evening the rest of the family leaves for the Canaries and I'll have the house to myself for two whole weeks!
What to do for two weeks?
My friend Sleepy simply suggested I host an orgy. Right. He's Dutch. I wonder what that would be like though, creating something like the infamous Plato's Retreat in a tiny town like this. Imagine the drama!
... I should probably stop watching documentaries starting well after midnight...