It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
- while hunting or fishing? I should certainly think so...
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
- I feel very strongly I should comment on this one, but I'm trying my very best not to burst out laughing while imagining a Nevada governor wearing a penis costume..
No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
- need I comment on this one or do you already know what I'm gonna say?
Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
- it's strange to see lust as a good enough reason to pass a law... I agree to some extent though - curves are wow!
It is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
- bite me.
An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
In hotels every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
- because two people can't have sex in a single bed? Fine, it's hard to sleep in one, but you can have sex pretty much anywhere so..
It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
- no arguments there!!
Anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.